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29

Jul

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

nymeriya:

[x]

nymeriya:

[x]

vinebox:

Mamas will look around the whole room until they find something to fuss about

gnarly:

Crying

gnarly:

Crying

(Source: doritoslocostacosupreme)

allisonergant:

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS A VERY HATEFUL VERY CREATIVE POEM

invisicanada:

to the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

invisicanada:

to the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

(Source: goodbyeforeverfatty)

28

Jul

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

(Source: cptnarnerica)

biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

(Source: hellyeahcharlieday)